He Loves Me Not: March 2009

Friends

Harvey: Super beautiful, super funny, super fabulous girlfriend from college and de facto leader of group of friends.

Lawyered: Guyfriend from kickball. Seems to make a living by teasing me. Reminiscent of Jason Segel in How I Met Your Mother.

Mel: Oldest friend in the world. Known each other since 13. This enables her to take the tough love response.

Swayze: Sports fan and 80's music nut. Doesn't understand anything feminine.

Katie: Longtime girlfriend who was in a relationship with Schmoozer.

Schmoozer: Extrovert male friend with a stubborn streak.

Jenna: Katie's sister. Has since disappeared since she began a relationship with Government Mule.

Government Mule: Male friend who's sarcastic, but extremely generous.