~Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Indiana is no help at all. At all.

(I didn't take a proper screen shot here. Sorry)

23 comments:

Zach said...

Don't cops have mapquest?

And I agree, no one drinks on MLK day.

Sarah said...

He had trouble once he got to the front of my building. This has been the second time in a week I've been disappointed with police performance.

I thought about it and I agree with you: no one drinks on MLK day regardless of race!

M said...

rofl, good to know you can count on the cops for help!

adventure boy said...

who-ha...glad you survived :)

Phil said...

That was funny and a little scarey. Glad you're ok :)

Lil said...

Seems I caught ya on IM right after that, too.
You ok now, girl?

*hugs*

Sarah said...

M- Did you notice the time stamps? It took over 20 minutes for them to arrive. 20 minutes in the inner city! WTF!

Good to know that if anyone ever broke in to murder me they would have 20 minutes after I called 911 to do it and leave. Sheesh.

Adventure Boy- You joke but I was shaking in fear!

Phil- The dog is now up for sale. She didn't even so much as bark at all the commotion. She just sat there and watched the door. I have an idiot dog!

Lil- Yeah you caught the tail end of that too! I'm fine now :)

jedimerc said...

I had some wine last night, am I going to MLK hell? (and my parents drank too, but that is hardly fair, they have a glass of wine every night :)

That response time is an embarrassment though... I have it a little easier, sort of... the upshot is that I have a substation next door, the downside is that there are only 2 cops stationed there... with one fire truck...

Amber said...

Sarah!! I'm so glad you're okay. I would have been absolutely terrified! The cops response is absolutely ridiculous. I would be filing a complaint and they should be thanking their lucky stars that you weren't harmed!

Indiana said...

I'm telling you, the poor guy just wanted to pee. ~grin~

Anonymous said...

It is so funny :))

Swagato
http://www.bhattaswagato.info

Sarah said...

Jedimerc- Wine, eh? I bet you're also the kind of guy to break a door down because knocking is so passe :) j/k!

Amber- I told you the whole story; I was terrified! I have wine and NyQuil on my side tonight ;)

Indiana- You're *such* a guy. ;)

Sarah said...

Swagato- I assure you, it wasn't funny at the time!

Scorpy said...

Indy could have been there in about 15 hours...you could have held out that long surely ;)
I wish some drunken female would come and knock on my door...I would definately blog about THAT :)
Glad your safe

Anonymous said...

I know :-) If someone did something like this, later on.. I would really give a piece of my mind.

Swagato

Blue soup said...

Oh Sarah! Only you eh!

Glad you're alright though :)

Chopsticks said...

That sounds scary. It took the cops that long to get there and they called back for directions? Ummm - if the guy had gotten in and you were in danger how exactly could you be expected to answer to phone to give said directions?

Glad you're okay.

I like your blog :)

Sarah said...

Scorpy- Everyone knows that Indy's harem gives him superpowers and could have warded off my new drunk friend with mind waves! But noooooooo, he just sits there and cracks joke after joke about it! ;)

Blue Soup- You're right: only me. If you only knew... :P

Chopsticks- That's my point exactly! "Just (gurgle noises) follow the blood trail!"

Amber said...

Oh hell, Sarah. It was with your last comment that it finally clicked: Indiana is a guy! I just clicked over to his blog and sure enough... definite male.

Where have I been again?

(Sorry Indiana, if you're reading this)

Sarah said...

LOL! He's Dr. Indiana Jones! You're too funny :)

FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

CREEPY!! This is the second time that I've read a blog post about someone calling the cops because someone was trying to break into their house. :(

Last summer, Lion from the blog "Three New York Women" has a similar situation. But, then again, she's here in New York too. These things happen I guess ...

general_boy said...

ROFLMAO. Gold.

Sarah said...

FunkyBrownChick- The thrills to city life :)

General Boy- Yes, someone was trying to get in my apartment so I run to the computer and IM and Aussie on the other side of the world when I should have been shimmying down my balcony!

 

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