I click on the thumbnail and huff. His headline reads, "I'm mildly drunk in this picture." What a tool.
His profile finishes loading and I fall out of my chair. The mildly drunk person on the screen is Kissing Bandit, who I have already unceremoniously dumped not once, but twice.
What a tool indeed.
I, for one, have too much pride to wink at someone online who has already dumped me. Twice. 99% of the people I know also have too much pride for that. Never let it be said that pride isn't a good thing. Because before you know it, someone will be blogging about how weird you are.
And how you can't kiss.
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