~Monday, February 11, 2008

Truths

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good porn collection, will never give it up. It is also universally acknowledged that in my house the VCR is for porn and the DVD player is for movies.

I don't mind. Scott's a guy. Guys like their porn.

Last night we decided to watch a movie and I fired up the ol' DVD/VCR combo, and instead of the DVD player powering on, I heard the distinctive whir of the cassette wheels.

"Oooh! You were watching porn before I got home!" I teased.

"So?" he played it off.

"How many times?"

"Once," he shrugged.

And the great thing about my VCR is the timer tells you how long the tape had been running.

I collapsed into the couch, laughing in hysterics, "21 SECONDS?!?! REALLY?!?!"

11 comments:

Eileen Dover said...

Talk to Vi. She can beat it... easily.

(The time I mean.)

Paige Jennifer said...

The one guy I dated who didn't own porn turned out to be gay. How did I find out? I borrowed his computer and FINALLY found his stash - cum shot. Nice. Anyway, I now won't date a guy who doesn't own up to having porn.

dont eat the token said...

Hey, doesn't take much once you're ready!

WiscoBlonde said...

Ahhh!!! Nice.

Diane Mandy said...

I hope paige jennifer isn't right. My husband doesn't own porn, though he doesn't oppose watching it. He is the only guy I've ever dated that didn't have a few porn clips on his laptop, but he did take some clients to a strip club--does that count for anything?

Venting said...

21 seconds? Oh mY! I'm lucky if I can McDreamy under the 10 minute mark.

A Life Uncommon said...

Heh... came here to say something about it from my own experience but paige just topped my story! ;)

Angel Girl said...

Oh wow.. can't say I have this experience as.. well you know. lol

Appletini said...

I have no problem with my man watching porn..although he feels so guilty watching it ;)
I must say though, I don't know how comfortable I would be if he actually owned a porn collection...
On the other hand, my cousin feels it is sooo normal and natural. I guess to each his own :)

M-Joy said...

I read this Tuesday at work. That night as I'm laying in bed next to Mr. Mom all wrapped up in his arms and I softly ask him...so do you own any porn? He goes, babe...I'm a GUY! Of course I own porn! And I let out the biggest sigh of relief I think I ever have.

AmyD said...

Ahaha! Dude can get down to BUSINESS, can't he? Hee hee! ;o)~

 

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