I just got my credit card statement for the billing cycle following me getting dumped. From what I can tell, getting dumped cost me about $400.00.
- $35.00 in random crap from Amazon. I think it included a season of How I Met Your Mother because if I can't date, then I can at least watch it on repeat.
- $125.00 spent online buying new knitting needles and yarn to help ease my path into becoming a scary spinster.
- $125.00 buying new workout gear to help prevent me from becoming an ugly, fat, scary spinster.
- $120.00 in clothing in case there's hope for me yet.
Normally I rack up about $300 – $500 in credit card charges a month and pay off the entire balance. This month, my credit card statement was $880.00. It arrived in an envelope padded so thickly that I haven't seen one like it since I got accepted to my university. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
If anyone needs to find me over the next month, I'll be sitting on the couch in my apartment with the lights off.