Yes you. The one looking sheepish. I see you.
I don't take the time to e-mail just anybody, you know. Especially e-mails as smartly and cleverly written like that one. It oozed pure charm. I know this for a fact because I have all my e-mails checked for The Crazy Factor before I send them. It was confirmed: I am a cute girl with a knack for funny and well thought out e-mails. I'm so goddamn great that people have asked me to write their e-mails for them.
So why the no response?
1 month ago
5 comments:
Ummm... spam filter got it?
oooh, this is what I should be doing - getting my email checked for The Crazy Factor!! damn, this explains a lot.
Got it, but I don't need viagra, thanks anyway ;)
Oh, you mean that wasn't from you? My bad.
Vince - if only!
M - I have to! Something I joke about may come off as completely psychotic because you can't read a person's tone!
Nick - What? You didn't like my e-mails as horneyhousewife22?
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