~Friday, September 10, 2010

News!

Bad news! After filling my body of crap for 72 hours, I got a debilitating virus that brought me to my knees and had me crying for my mommy!

Good news! My pants from college now fit better than ever!

Good news! I had scheduled a date with a guy from Plenty of Fish!

Bad news! Said epic virus meant I couldn't go! Now he's dropped off the face of the earth!

Good news! I decided that God gave me a break! He was all "Sarah, you've dated enough doucebags that I'm going to cripple you so there is no way you can meet another one!"

10 comments:

Curvy Jones said...

Good news outweighs the bad. That makes it a good week!

Bathwater said...

Bah, screw the date...the important thing is the pants fit better than ever baby ;).

breezyallatsea said...

You dodged a bullet with him. And yay for fitting into the pants!

SuvvyGirl said...

LOL I think God's way of thinking works sometimes. Glad the pants fit! :)

Sarah said...

Yes, 24 hours of vomiting with a 101 degree fever will end any appetite.

cornflakegirl74 said...

Hope you're feeling better after that virus--that totally sucks! But saved you from what could have been a potential bad date, so all's well that ends well :)

D said...

Feel better! When the timings right..you know, the timing will be right ;)
It's hard to be charming with snot in your nose :)

V said...

I still remember once being on the phone with a girl when I was a teenager. I was puking into a bucket, and she thought I was faking it to get out of a date. :-)

Lpeg said...

I love the last Good comment! I hope you feel better!!

dont eat the token said...

L.O.L. (on god joke, not virus)

 

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