Bad news! After filling my body of crap for 72 hours, I got a debilitating virus that brought me to my knees and had me crying for my mommy!
Good news! My pants from college now fit better than ever!
Good news! I had scheduled a date with a guy from Plenty of Fish!
Bad news! Said epic virus meant I couldn't go! Now he's dropped off the face of the earth!
Good news! I decided that God gave me a break! He was all "Sarah, you've dated enough doucebags that I'm going to cripple you so there is no way you can meet another one!"