I got this response from a guy on eHarmony and it made me laugh. I actually really liked his profile. He's a fellow writer.
Why did you join eHarmony?
Well, I only joined last week. I did it because they kept emailing me and finally broke me down when they said I'd get 3 months and some sort of upgrade for just $30. Figured it's worth a shot. I've met girlfriends in the past all sorts of ways, but I figure this beats blind dating or finding some random drunk girl at the bar. I just turned 31 a couple of weeks ago. I'm a little past the trolling bars scene. My experience thus far has been ... well, you're pretty much it, so congratulate yourself. As such, it's been pretty good. You seem cool, as far as I can tell from a few pictures and some words. Looking forward to hopefully meeting up sometime in the not-too-terribly distant future, which I imagine is the goal here.