Ed note: The more I witness the relationship between Schmoozer and his BF, the more I realize there is a competition that exists between them.
Ed note: Schmoozer's BF is 6'2". Schmoozer is not.
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer's BF
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 11:48 AM
To: Sarah; Schmoozer
Subject: lunch today
Sarah, can you call ahead and reserve the booster seat for Schmoozer?
Thanks!
-----Original Message-----
From: Sarah
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 11:59 AM
To: Schmoozer's BF; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
They are all out of booster seats, but they said they do have two copies of the Yellow Pages they can stack so he can look out the window!
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer's BF
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:01 PM
To: Sarah; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
Does the high chair have a strap…don’t want him to fall out b/c those Yellow Pages might be slick
-----Original Message-----
From: Sarah
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:14 PM
To: Schmoozer's BF; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
I was just thinking Schmoozer could stand on the phone books stacked on the high chair. So he can see the table.
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer's BF
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:15 PM
To: Sarah; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
He might be able to if he is wearing those new orthopedic large sole shoes
-----Original Message-----
From: Sarah
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:27 PM
To: Schmoozer's BF; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
And maybe a very large red balloon to hoist him up?
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer's BF
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:40 PM
To: Sarah; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
Hello, Schmoozer…are you out there? Tell me can you hear me. Is there anyone at home? Now, I hear that you’re feeling down. Orthopedic shoes will ease your pain. Get you on your feet again.
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:41 PM
To: Schmoozer's BF; Sarah
Subject: RE: lunch today
I bet each of you rise up from the toilet seat whenever you use the restroom. Both of you are full of crap.
-----Original Message-----
From: Schmoozer's BF
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:44 PM
To: Sarah; Schmoozer
Subject: RE: lunch today
I do with number 1.
3:01 PM
3 weeks ago
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5 comments:
i love witty banter like that. somehow schmoozer's BF sounds cute?
Be careful hun. If he's mean enough to make you feel unattractive in order to "win" with his best friend, he might just lash out if he thinks its you two against him. That means he will try to get others really mad at you, and not just his best friend. (Think Harvey, etc.)
It sounds crazy, but I've known a guy so much like this one it's scary, and I just hate for you to have to deal with the drama he could cause..like "accidentally" mentioning something, etc.
Sounds like a lot of fun :)
Hifrigginglarious!
LOL awesome
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