The number of:
- Men in Speedos spied: 1
- Butt cracks seen: 1
- Obvious cases of malignant melanoma: 1
- Men in the swimming pool with an obvious toupee: 1
- Times I heard the theme song to Titanic WHILE ON A BOAT: 3
- Times I thought this was incredibly inappropriate: 100%
- Flasks of liquor smuggled into international waters: 25
- Times I fell down the stairs while holding a drink: 3
- Times I fell down the stairs while holding a drink stone sober: 1
- Times I fell down the stairs and spilled my drink on the exact stair the custodian was currently cleaning: 1
- Times I opened my mouth to speak Spanish and Italian came out instead: 97%
- Crew members who fit into my cabin: 3
- People in my party who were at one point escorted by security: 2
- People in my party who were found naked in the crew section of the cruise ship: 1
- People I slept with: 1
Stories to come.
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11 comments:
Sounds mostly harmless, but a bit painful. Should cruise ships install more elevators?
There were plenty of elevators. I just didn't take them. ;)
I cannot wait to hear about all of the shenanigans!
Now this sounds interesting...
Really? Playing the theme from Titanic while on a boat? "Here's your sign." lol
ahaha. that explains something :)
So I'm assuming that the 1 person in your party who was naked in the crew section and the 1 person you slept with = you & a crew member :)
Sounds like a fun vaca!
whoot! cannot wait to read alllll about it :)
How fun! Cannot wait to read about it!
Who did you sleep with? and why did you have 3 crew members in your cabin. Geez girl!
I love me a good story told with well crafted prose but dang, girl, this quick list had me doubled over in a fit of laughter.
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