~Thursday, June 07, 2012

A list

Things Abraham has given me permission to keep at his house:

Things I have since "snuck" in:
  • A robe, so as to not flash his roommate
  • Pajama bottoms, because sometimes a girl just needs an elastic waistband
  • 2 bottles of travel-size shampoo and conditioner, in his shower
  • A bottle of mandarin orange scented moisturizer
  • Floss, because I don't like his brand
  • About 20 pony-tail holders and associated clips
  • Deodorant, left stealthily in the bathroom drawer he doesn't use
  • A bag of dark chocolate peanut m&ms
  • A bottle of gin
  • A bottle of vodka
  • Lime juice and tonic water
  • A blanket for the Femme Fatale to sleep on
  • A water bowl for her to drink out of at night
  • A super-absorbent towel to clean up her accidents from all that water 
  • Dog food to soak up some of that water
  • Dog biscuits as a treat when she actually makes it outside
  • One dog diaper, don't ask


Bathwater said...

Pony-tail holds and associated hair clips go without saying. I think they reproduce once they enter the house-- like fleas.

AmericanBridget (Jones) said...

I have a 13 year-old beagle who is permanently in diapers!!!!!!! They are cute, but annoying to change when she wets them. But, I'm glad your dog also has a stash of goodies at his place. Love it!

Je m'appelle Danielle said...

You and Femme Fatale are pretty much even. What has Abraham snuck into your place? You guys haven't given each other designated drawers?

Red Stethoscope said...
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Anonymous said...

things my ex boyfriend let me keep in his place after 1 year: zero.

Mummy Dearest said...

And a bathmat.

It's unspoken. Like the "I love you." xo

Lilly said...

Oh yeah, he totally loves you. ;)

Anonymous said...

Dog Diaper? This is a post waiting to happen...


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