~Monday, November 19, 2012

Interview with Abraham

What did you think of me when we first met? You didn't get that home run in kickball.

I thought, I'm so awesome, I just kicked it over everyone's heads and I'm about to score, oh wait, why is this chick standing on home plate, oh crap, I can't stop, I'm gonna run her over...and BAM.

Did you know I was The One when I was throwing up in your bathroom?

I had my doubts, but you were in the top five for sure.

What are you most looking forward to when I move in? I bet it's getting rid of half of your stuff. You can admit it. This is a safe place.

 I'm looking forward to spending your rent (errrr love) money on upgrades for my condo!

(Edit: I refuse to let him call it rent because he's my lover, not my landlord.)

Anything that I didn't ask that you want to address?

Not yet, ask me later.

What do you think your blog name is? Go on, take a guess. 


Do you have a question for Abraham? Perhaps one that he could answer when he's not busy at work?


MissM said...

LMFAO "Brad". I can't think of one but I'll let ya know....

Jai Carmel said...

Does it freak you out that so MANY people know the intimate details of your love life esp since im certain your living with an unknow literary great and you'll all one day be on Oprah's couch???

Bathwater said...

Doesn't he get curious what you have been writing about?

Carrie said...

Has he secretly tried to find your blog so he can read it and find out what you're really thinking?

ephemeralfilaments said...

Why the hell did he barf in the bathtub, was it a sign of solidarity?

Sarah said...

He has no idea why he did that!

musingsfromtheashes said...

What did he want to be when he grew up? And what's his favourite season?

Angela said...

I'm curious as to what he likes most about you, but that can be a bit personal.

I never know what to ask, when someone asks what I'd like to know. :)


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