~Thursday, November 30, 2006

Best. Decision. Ever.

"And that's why 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes would make the best ringtone ever," decides N.

"Speaking of, I ended things with KB."

"Speaking of Owner of a Lonely Heart?" she laughs. "I never told you this, but last weekend Z and I sat him down and talked to him about his kissing."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"If a mutual friend sat me down and told me that a guy was turned off by my kissing, I would be mortified. I would be embarrassed; I would want to crawl under a rock and die. And I most certainly would never call him again!" KB called me twice since N and his talk. Unflushable.

"It didn't seem to bother him. Hopefully he'll reflect on it."

"What happened? What did you say?"

"Just that he was being way too aggressive and to lighten up. That when a girl akins a kiss to a head rape, he's being too rough."

God, I love N. We didn't speak for the first several months we worked together, but that girl has my back moreso than anyone I know. "And what did he say to that?"

"He said that's just the way he is: aggressive in bed."

Oh holy crap. I can't imagine what he would have done with my more sensitive parts. Actually I can. And I wouldn't have liked it. I have a tendency to blurt things out in bed. Who taught you that!? What makes you think that's okay?!

And not being one to turn up an opportunity to prove I was right, let's go back to a previous post.


Maybe he doesn't even want to. By KB telling N that "That's just the way he is," KB obviously has no interest in pleasing others. It was the worst case scenario come true.

Yup. Best. Decision. Ever.

13 comments:

Indiana said...

Ok I take back my doormat comment, he is worse than a doormat he is actually selfish...not in a "I want only you kind of way" but in the creepy "it's all about me in bed" kind of way.

So double thumbs up to you, and maybe you should have left it at fuck-off?

Anonymous said...

There's a difference in being "good aggressive" in bed. The kind that makes it a little rough, a little danger, a lot exciting, a lot fun. And in the "bad aggressive" that makes you whimper and squirm, but in pain and hoping he'll get the point that THAT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD before having to actually tell him.

I'm not 100% sure, but it would seem to take the romance and sexiness out of the moment if, when he travelled south, you finally have to scream, "WOULD YOU STOP BITING ME THERE!" or various renditions of...

I agree with you: Best. Decision. Ever! (hehe)

Walter said...

Never ever, nevereverever, doubt your woman's intuition ever again!

Sarah said...

Indy- Ha! Thank you for taking back the doormat comment!!

RMP- I agree wholeheartedly. I'm no stranger when it comes to this stuff, but there was something off about it. Seriously the word assault came to mind more than once. His aggression wasn't passion. It wasn't about me at all...

Walter- It's actually one of the first times I successfully followed it!

M said...

head rape? ROFLMAO.

Sarah said...

M- Just be glad you didn't have to experience it! I keep thinking back to the SATC episode where Charlotte dates a bad kisser...

dont eat token said...

Head rape. That is one for the memory banks. Thanks for sharing. And kick ass telling him what's up! I used to be like that - now I'm more likely to make suggestions...

Steph said...

A bad kisser is gonna be totally shite in the sack. I don't think you're missing out on much there.

londongirl said...

Bad kisser but not just by accident - he doesn't even consider there might be room for change or compromise when challenged? Dear god he sounds dreadful. You are well out of that one!!!

Phil said...

Maybe a previous girlfriend had numb lips and he really had to press?

I have no idea how I'd rate in bed but I can tie a cherry stalk into a knot. The years of speech classes did not go to waste.

general_boy said...

Hehe, just in case you haven't actually seen the ep that coined the term "unflushable", here it is for you viewing pleasure :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7NOQ3-TCb8

Buttons said...

even more of an arse than we first thought then!

Sarah said...

DET- My reenactment for friends is much funnier!

Steph- I think the exact same thing.

Phil- So, uh, when are you coming to the States again? ;)

General Boy- Yea! Thanks! I've never ever heard of that show before!

Buttons- I know! Ugh.

 

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