Best. Decision. Ever.

"And that's why 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes would make the best ringtone ever," decides N.

"Speaking of, I ended things with KB."

"Speaking of Owner of a Lonely Heart?" she laughs. "I never told you this, but last weekend Z and I sat him down and talked to him about his kissing."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"If a mutual friend sat me down and told me that a guy was turned off by my kissing, I would be mortified. I would be embarrassed; I would want to crawl under a rock and die. And I most certainly would never call him again!" KB called me twice since N and his talk. Unflushable.

"It didn't seem to bother him. Hopefully he'll reflect on it."

"What happened? What did you say?"

"Just that he was being way too aggressive and to lighten up. That when a girl akins a kiss to a head rape, he's being too rough."

God, I love N. We didn't speak for the first several months we worked together, but that girl has my back moreso than anyone I know. "And what did he say to that?"

"He said that's just the way he is: aggressive in bed."

Oh holy crap. I can't imagine what he would have done with my more sensitive parts. Actually I can. And I wouldn't have liked it. I have a tendency to blurt things out in bed. Who taught you that!? What makes you think that's okay?!

And not being one to turn up an opportunity to prove I was right, let's go back to a previous post.


Maybe he doesn't even want to. By KB telling N that "That's just the way he is," KB obviously has no interest in pleasing others. It was the worst case scenario come true.

Yup. Best. Decision. Ever.