~Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I have a crush

This morning the really hot, freshly divorced, straight coworker got on the elevator the same time as me. The elevator doors shut and he talked on his phone while I checked out myself in the funhouse reflection. As I reached up and tucked a few stray strands of hair behind each ear, he waved to get my attention and gave me the thumbs up. I smiled.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to do bad things to him.

9 comments:

Walter said...

Commence Le Festival!

Anonymous said...

Like cut out his heart and eat it? ;)

Steve~

Sarah said...

Walter- Hurrah!

Steven- Maybe I should be more specific. I want to do bad things to him of the baby making nature :)

Jen said...

I am assuming you just want to practice making babies and not actually make one. :P

a giRL liKe mE said...

Having *been there* - not with this particular man you understand, but with a colleague... I'd advise against it.

He's now an ex colleague, an ex boyfriend, and an ex friend.

Beware of shitting on your own doorstep - or equally being shat on.

Also known as 'don't dip your quill in the company ink'.

M said...

keywords: "freshly divorced" and "work colleague" are the skyscraper sized neon warning signs here.

Sarah said...

Jen- Practice makes perfect! Or just for a really good time.

Girl like me- Ultimately, you are right and I agree with you. However, my company is run by gays that think this is a good idea. Over half of the company is coupled up and they have been trying to fix me up with the coworker for awhile :)

M- *Sigh* but I can fantasize, right?

Miss Natalie said...

hun, you are too young to look at the divorcee's

Sarah said...

Natalie- I haven't dated someone in his 20s in over a year. I kinda like the older man thing!

 

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