~Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Well that was short lived

After a sneeze that broke into a coughing fit, RHFDSC came over to my desk and declared me "Bodily Function Sarah."

And end scene.

20 comments:

M said...

you know that play Cyrano de Bergerac? Some men need someone else to write their scripts for them, I swear!!!

Walter said...

THAT BASTARD! I'm beginning to guess why he's divorced.

If someone did write his scripts, like m suggests would you be falling for the writer of the script or RHFDSC?

Jen said...

If only they didn't open their mouths...

Sarah said...

M- Yup. I could never have sex with anyone who adds the term "Bodily function" to my name.

Walter- You're forgetting that the RH in RHFDSC stands for really hot, so I would fall for him, and then get bored quickly.

Jen- Pull strings in between their shoulder blades sounds like a good option today. :)

londongirl said...

well looking on the positive side, maybe he's just one of those guys who haven't grown out of the "playground taunt" phase of flirting?

Indiana said...

He must like you if he is bothering to even notice you and create nicknames for you.

Remember that for a man his dating experience stops the day he meets the woman he marries...so a divorce man is always stuck in the past and playing catch-up.

Jen said...

The problem with pull strings is that the stuff that comes out after pulling the string can be just as random and idiotic. Unless of course we are sure program in key phrases like "Of course you are right honey," "No, you don't look fat in those pants," and "You are beautiful."

Phil said...

I thought his comment was pretty funny myself but there are times to go for big joke and times to just offer a tissue.

Sarah said...

LondonGirl- BODILY FUNCTION Sarah? He may as well just tape a "kick me" sign to my back. Oh wait, that's you're point...

Indiana- In that case I know dub you Pees Like a Racehorse Indiana. Not all nicknames are good!

Jen- See you and I- we understand each other :)

Phil- it is funny and I do laugh every time I read this post, but like the name itself could lead people to believe I have a farting problem or something. And that's not going to get me laid.

Miss Natalie said...

LOL! Real smoooooth...

general_boy said...

He probably thought things were going really well. Hmmm. Men. Women. Relationships. Snot. It's complex... soooo very complex...

Buttons said...

charming and oh so painful!!

Phil said...

That reminds that a few weeks ago I did a twofer and sneezed so hard I similtanously farted.

My mother would be so proud.

Sarah said...

Natalie- Like butter! Not!

General- I wanna sing my snot song again! When you're dancing with you honey and your nose is kinda runny and you think it's kinda funny, but it'SNOT! I have the maturity level of a 4 year old boy...

Buttons- Painful. Yes.

Phil- I hope people witnessed that! LOL! See that deserves a Bodily Function nickname!

Walter said...

Maybe you should rename RHFDSC to PMF-RHFDSC. PMF being "Pull My Finger". He's always talking bodily functions maybe he's got some trapped gas he's hinting needs relief.

Sarah said...

LOL. He got the hiccups about 45 minutes after he declared me that. In turn I declared him Bodily Function RHFDSC. He could only laugh. :)

Indiana said...

Does that name mean I am hung like a racehorse, or just have a huge bladder?

Sarah said...

I'll leave that up to interpretation :)

general_boy said...

hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!! that's gold!!!!!!

Sarah said...

General_Boy- you should hear it to music!

 

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