~Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Porno al Horno

Er, sorry.

What for?

I just found your porn collection.

Oh. Who cares?

I wasn't snooping.

I know.

I wouldn't have gone in there if I knew that's where it was. I was just trying to help you pack.

Seriously, I don't care. It's no big deal. I haven't even used it since I met you.

You don't have to tell me things like that.

Okay.

(Pause.) So... porn, eh?

Everyone has porn.

I know... it's just where you keep it.

Well I can't just leave it out. It's begging to be used if I leave it out.

I understand that. But--

What?

The oven? Really? That's where you keep your porn?

18 comments:

Tilly said...

HAHAHAHA!! That's awesome. He must bake a LOT. Like all the time probably.

J said...

Too funny!!!

canadian sadie said...

"some like it hot..."

Indiana said...

Well no-one would look in there...the oven in most guy places is simply an incubator for new and undiscovered life...

...mmm, does porn count?

Paige Jennifer said...

Wow. So clearly he doesn't cook.

But listen, I have a dating rule that I won't get involved with a boy who doesn't own some sort of porn. The one time I did that, turned out he was gay. Lesson learned!

lowly peasant errand girl said...

ohh that is great!

Amber said...

That's a new one that I definitely have never heard of before!

M said...

lol, clearly single men are just hanging out for a woman to come do all the heavy duty cooking!

Blue Soup said...

He blatantly put it in there in case you helped him pack and found it stashed in the closet...

(What were you doing looking in the oven?)

xx

treacle said...

OMG that is hilarious!

Drama Queen said...

I guess there he doesn't use the oven much then. . .

But, question is, what were you doing in there?

Peach said...

he doesn't cook !??!

Anonymous said...

For a minute, I thought it was YOU whose porn had been discovered! LOL

FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

Are you kidding?!?! The boy keeps his porn in the oven?? :)

Wow, well we know that someone never cooks warm food that doesn't require a microwave or a stove top. :)

AmyD said...

Ahahaa! F'real? It was honestly in the OVEN? You've got yourself a keeper there...you might have to do all the "cooking" but ah well. ;o)

Rachel said...

That's too funny! Good thing you didn't turn it on!

Venting said...

LOL! Obviously he doesn't bake very much??

Will said...

~~Ummm..
Guess it'll be "Stove-top" stuffing this Thanksgiving at the Porno-house!

~~Sarah: You just made my day.
Seriously.

~x~Will.

 

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