Saturday afternoon I had finally roused myself from the couch and headed down to the leasing office to pick up an Amazon package that had been waiting for me. I'm a little ashamed of the number of orders I've placed on Amazon this month alone.
Braless and still wearing my jammies I walked into the leasing office. "I have a package? Apartment 555?"
The office girl smiled broadly at me. "Of course you do!" Why would she remember my box of Amazon crap?
"It's Kara, right?"
"Your name is Kara?"
"Um, no." I followed her hands and saw she was reaching for a box of flowers. "Oh! No! That's not me!" I shouted out of embarrassment. Shouted.
"Oh you said the apartment number and I thought it was you. It must be your neighbor. I just called her to tell her she had a package."
Oh, fuck you, lady.
Are you poor? Do you like Sex and the City? Then enter my first ever giveaway. Because my box of Amazon crap contained this: the new Sex and the City box set.
That's not the one I'm giving away.
The one I'm giving away is the complete series I bought off eBay years ago. It's from Taiwan and the last season is a bootleg copy. That's why I asked if you were poor. Because if you want the series and have the money, this probably isn't the set you want. Or you could win the set and buy Season 7 separately. Actually I'd recommend that either way.
But, hey! Do you want all of the episodes of Sex and the City on DVD? Because I'm giving it away! Or else it's going back on eBay! You decide!
Just leave a comment and I'll use a random number generator and pick the winner.