Harvey: Super beautiful, super funny, super fabulous girlfriend from college and de facto leader of group of friends. Lawyered: Jewish guyfriend from kickball. His new wife is converting. Mel: Oldest friend in the world. Known each other since 13. This enables her to take the tough love response. Swayze: Sports fan and 80's music nut. Former feminine delinquent, he has since turned a pro dater on Match.com -- Katie: Longtime girlfriend who was in a relationship with Schmoozer. Now living with boyfriend. Schmoozer: Extrovert male friend with a stubborn streak. Jenna: Katie's sister. In a relationship with Government Mule. Government Mule: Male friend who's sarcastic, but extremely generous.