~Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Drunken Photo Envy

I woke up face first on my mattress like a floating dead man. It was 1 PM on the actual Christmas Eve and I was supposed to be driving across the state to see my mother. My mouth was fuzzy, my eyes were fuzzy, and, most importantly, my head was fuzzy from alcohol and its subsequent dehydration.

I dressed slowly and packed a bag that lacked a toothbrush, deodorant, and a hair brush and leashed up the dog and got in the car. At a stoplight, I saw my camera sitting in the passenger seat, still sleeping from the night before. I turned the camera on and laughed so hard I almost threw up.








That's right, I went to a party and took nothing but crotch shots. I mentioned in my 100 Things that I'm a persistent girl: when I get something stuck in my head, I have to follow it through. That night, apparently I wanted crotch shots.

And not to be outdone (or maybe it was drunken penis envy) I made a self-portrait.


Sometimes even I don't know what to do with myself.

16 comments:

Scorpy said...

ROFLMAO...at least the crotch shots were all clothed LOL (or were they?)...My mates stole my camera once and all I got back was shots I had to delete :)

Sarah said...

Scorpy- That's how the whole thing started. When I first met Satchel, he told me we had to be on good behavior because his Christian friends were coming out with us. He left his camera on the table and I passed it around so we could all take crotch shots of ourselves.

4 years later and he's still speaking to me over the ordeal. :)

Jen said...

Hilarious!

M said...

haha, the question is: does the rest really even matter? hahah I rock.

Princess said...

Crotch shots are good. Now you need to get names and various descriptors so you know who is who next time you meet up. Because uhm... not like I was staring or anything... but some of them looked, err, more "well-packaged" than others, haha.

socal sweetie said...

LOL that's hilarious! I like your sense of humor =]

blue soup said...

wolf whistle Lovely legs there girl :)

Sarah said...

Jen- I'm glad you think so!

M- Why buy the pig just to get a little sausage? LOL

Princess- David's is in there, good call!

Socal- Thank you!

Blue Soup- Wintertime for me means short skirts, tights, and knee high boots! :)

kate said...

damn. i'm jealous! lol.

Walter said...

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Sarah said...

Kate- I found even more this morning. Looks like my idea carried over into New Years!

Walter- hehe :)

adventure boy said...

Truly hilarious. And some are even fuzzy too, to add to the impression of inebriation. Some of the pix appear as if the subject's been coaxed into touching himself. Nice touch :) The good doctor Sigmund would have a field day analysing these photos.

FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

What's with all of the crotch shots?!?!?!? :)

general_boy said...

just think sarah... someone out there possibly recognises those crotches... and those lovely thighs... =)

Miss Natalie said...

I love this! I'm such a perve

Sarah said...

Adventure Boy- Impression of inebriation? I assure you, this was no impression! :)

FunkyBrownChick- Guess I'm getting a little horny :)

General Boy- I considered that, but none of them use the internet beyond MySpace and FaceBook, so I think I'm okay. And thank you!

Miss Natalie- Me too apparently!

 

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