~Saturday, February 17, 2007

Eat, Drink, and Be... Naked

So it is currently 39°F (4°C) outside, and I have my outfit for tonight hanging next to me in front of my closet:


I messaged Harvey and asked if we were perhaps wearing our lingerie over jeans for her themed lingerie party.

The answer, unfortunately, was no.

Hmph.

I at least plan on wearing fishnets and my knee-high boots, but that won't cover up... my ass actually.

This is new; I bought it just for tonight. I knew if I waited until after Valentine's day that everything red and pink would be on clearance. This piece cost me $5. It's actually the first time I bought lingerie in at least 5 years. Maybe one day I'll get some use out of it other than wearing in in public.

Speaking of, I really hope I don't get pulled over tonight. Or maybe I secretly do: it would make for an excellent blog post.

I'm about to shed my goose-down vest, my sweater, jeans, and my furry boots to put on this little guy. Let's pray I don't experience wardrobe malfunction.

Of course "wardrobe" would imply I was wearing clothes in the first place.

Edit, 8:15 PM. I just called Harvey again:
"What are you wearing?"
"A black negligee. "
"Is your ass hanging out?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
Crap.

15 comments:

brea said...

It is that warm outside and you're wearing a goose-down vest, sweater, jeans, and furry boots!? I'd be in a teeshirt and flip flops! :)

Sarah said...

Are you kidding me? This is an unusually cold night for us! My heat kicked on BY ITSELF! That's like the third time that's happened this winter!

AT said...

Man, I'm cold just thinking about going out wearing underwear...
brrr.

jsull28fl@yaho said...

hell im in florida and its to cold to be naked outside!
good luck
js

James said...

Hope the party was a riot. Looking forward to the photos ;-)

Phil said...

Saucy!

Full report expected including arse hanging out stories.

It's a moral imperative.

pinkjellybaby said...

i bet you looked hot!!! :)

londongirl said...

Fantastic outfit. No worries re cold - Warm coat for car. I'm guessing warm appartment...

I hope the party was a blast.

general_boy said...

My god, between you and Li'l Bit I am gonna get heatstroke!!!! Seriously... it may be 39°F where you are... but it's 39°C here today!!!!!

Anyway... PICCIES PLEASE!!!!!!!! =)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I agree: 39 is warm compared to here.

Have fun: eat, drink, and get naked sounds like an excellent plan.

Two Drink Girl said...

brrr!

Vince said...

It was about ten degrees colder here today and I was wishing I could have gotten home in time to go jog while it was still warm enough for shorts. Of course, I expected a high activity level to compensate for the temperature... et vous?

Vinca Pervanche said...

I'm with Brea. The average temperature around here has been about -17c for the past three weeks. Anything above zero is warm.

tkkerouac said...

I hope the red camisole was a success.

Sarah said...

AT- It was 26 degrees when I finally left the house!

Jsull28fl- I'm not too far from you!

James- Oh it was ;)

Phil- The arse hanging out situation was pretty present throughout the whole evening. It didn't get better with each beer I had; it only got worse. :)

Pinky Baby- I don't know about hot, but I didn't look bad!

LondonGirl- There was a fire to warm my naked butt to. Heheh.

General Boy- Ha! That's pretty much our entire summer!

SSN- It wasn't "getting naked" as it was "being naked." LOL!

TDG- I know!

Vince- Warm enough for shorts!? Y'all are crazy!

Vinca- I've never been in weather colder than the teens!

tkkerouac- Everyone opted for black, so red ended up going over well.

 

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