Eat, Drink, and Be... Naked

So it is currently 39°F (4°C) outside, and I have my outfit for tonight hanging next to me in front of my closet:


I messaged Harvey and asked if we were perhaps wearing our lingerie over jeans for her themed lingerie party.

The answer, unfortunately, was no.

Hmph.

I at least plan on wearing fishnets and my knee-high boots, but that won't cover up... my ass actually.

This is new; I bought it just for tonight. I knew if I waited until after Valentine's day that everything red and pink would be on clearance. This piece cost me $5. It's actually the first time I bought lingerie in at least 5 years. Maybe one day I'll get some use out of it other than wearing in in public.

Speaking of, I really hope I don't get pulled over tonight. Or maybe I secretly do: it would make for an excellent blog post.

I'm about to shed my goose-down vest, my sweater, jeans, and my furry boots to put on this little guy. Let's pray I don't experience wardrobe malfunction.

Of course "wardrobe" would imply I was wearing clothes in the first place.

Edit, 8:15 PM. I just called Harvey again:
"What are you wearing?"
"A black negligee. "
"Is your ass hanging out?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
Crap.